The point system for communication between men and women:
When she wants to talk, you listen, displaying a concerned expression: +20 points
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5 points
You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the television: +10 points
She realizes this is because you’ve fallen asleep: -10 points
To Europe…
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said: “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day.”
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, “I’ll keep you happy, and you’ll keep me happy.”
The girl nodded ‘yes.’ After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain.
“What are you doing here?” the Captain asked.
“I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she explained. “He’s taking me to Europe, and he’s screwing me.”
“He sure is, lady,” said the Captain. “This is the Staten Island Ferry.”
How pathetic. Look at this wasteful spending that no one will stop.
Where is the common sense?
Have you ever talked to a photo booth?
Apparently, many people have. Several sources of entertainment are out there for you and I to enjoy…
