Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody golf club standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, “Ma’am, is that your husband?”
“Yes” says the woman.
“Did you hit him with that five iron?”
“Yes, yes, I did.” The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face.
“How many times did you hit him?”
“I don’t know, five, six, maybe seven times … just put me down for five.”